Author(s): Mitchell Symons

Humour

Have you ever wondered just what it is that other people get up to in bed, or why it is that some people are kinkier than others? Well, worry no more. "Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies?" has the answer to every question you could ever have imagined, and quite a few more besides including: What do they call a Brazilian bikini wax in Brazil? Why do men fall asleep after sex? Does the etiquette of swinging extend to asking your mate's wife if she'll iron your shirt? Do men really think about sex every six seconds? Do gynaecologists make better lovers? Why is it called the missionary position? Is there such a condition as nymphomania or is it merely a cherished male fantasy? Is it really inadvisable for a sportsman to have sex before a match? Is it true that Eskimo men lend their wives to strangers? Can eunuchs have sex? What's the origin of the 'f' word? Do celibates get more work done than the rest of us? And, Do top-shelf magazines discriminate against short men? Mitch Symons has left no stone unturned in his quest to get to the bottom of the world's greatest adult mysteries. Hilarious, a little bit rude but amazingly enlightening, "Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies?" is the pe